Lord Voldemort RPs

1st Segment : Lorv Voldemort & GM Rew Wicked

GM Rew Wicked is in his office, busy with something.
But suddenly... DRING DRING DRING
The Manager gets a phone call by his secretary

GM Rew Wicked "Yes?"

Unknown secretary's talking

GM Rew Wicked "Who coming?"

Unknown secretary's talking

GM Rew Wicked "Who?"

A long hall before the GM Rew Wicked's Office....someone is walking for it

GM Rew Wicked :"Tell that idiot that now..."

interrupted by TOC TOC on the door

GM Rew Wicked, pretty bothered :"Ah, forget it....but we'll talk later" and closes the phone

GM Rew Wicked :"Come in"

Door opens, and appears Lord Voldemort, a poor ruined old star of Wrestling.

Lord Voldemort, with a big smile :"Good Afternoon, Mr Rew Wicked"

GM Rew Wicked :"Ah, it's you...sit down"

Lord Voldemort sits down in front of GM Rew Wicked

GM Rew Wicked :"Didnt i tell you that i ve not more free slot here?"

Lord Voldemort :"Please Mr Rew Wicked....i need a job"

GM Rew Wicked :"What did you read on our building?"

Lord Voldemort :"What?...sorry?"

GM Rew Wicked :"What?....sorry" repeats ironically-----then :"Is written Romania Extreme Wrestling REW"

Lord Voldemort :"Oh yes Mr Rew Wicked"

GM Rew Wicked :"Or did you read Job Center?"

Lord Voldemort, a bit worried :"Oh No No No Mr Rew Wicked"

GM Rew Wicked, always more strict :"Or Maybe you read Helping Center against Poverty?"

Lord Voldemort :"Obviously not Mr Rew Wicked"

GM Rew Wicked :"If you asking for charity, i guess you are in the wrong place...There is a church further in the street"

Lord Voldemort :"Please Mr Rew Wicked....I need a job!!....I am praying!!! For Love of God"

GM Rew Wicked :"REW is not a Job center, as i said"

Lord Voldemort :"Please Mr Rew Wicked....I am ready to do everything for it"

GM Rew Wicked, smiling sarcastic :"Everything?"

Lord Voldemort puts his hands in praying mood and start to supplicate :"Yes Mr Rew Wicked...Please be merciful"

GM Rew Wicked :"Oh yes, I am known as a merciful person" and looking around thinking something to make do at Voldemort

Also Voldemort looking around, a bit worried now

GM Rew Wicked :"Okey Voldemort, beat up your head on the wall"

Voldemort, a bit sad but happy in his deep, asks :"A real contract?"

GM Rew Wicked :"Yes ....a real one"

Voldemort watches the big wall in the office of Mr Rew Wicked....

GM Rew Wicked :"Yes!! That!!"

Voldemort puts his hands on the wall....spreading a bit the legs....turns back the head....and looks againf forward Mr Rew Wicked, with a praying mood

GM Rew Wicked:"Yes that!! Come on!! Cant waste time, you know!"

Voldemort starts to beat up hardly agaist the wall.....some blood escaping by his front....but he keeps BEAT and BEAT HARDLY!!!
GM Rew Wicked seems satisfied.....and smiling!

GM Rew Wicked :"Okey that's enough!!! Welcome Abroad, Voldemort...I am sure We ll have a lot of fun"

Voldemort, still with his bleeding face, replies :"Yes Mr Rew Wicked, a lot of fun"

Camera turns off with the sad face of Voldemort....sad but satisfied for the new contract!!

3.LORD VOLDEMORT VS DUKE NUKEM Introduction

Michael :"Now Jhonas a new Entry for R.E.W.!!"
Jhonas :"Indeed!! But can't recall"
Michael :"A long and sad story"
Jhonas :"No that long, i would say....he looks still young"
Michael :"Really? ......so ugly so pale"
Jhonas :"Well, but surely a so sad story"
Michael :"Yeah, an old great star of Wrestling in old times.....a dirty straydog nowdays"
Jhonas :"And dont forget smelly.....Gm Rew Wicked almost had to sterilize his office last day when Voldemort came in"
Michael :"He prayed at GM Raw Wicked like an old nun to get a contract"
Jhonas laughs :"Ah Ah Ah"
Michael :"So.....A fast resume for our great fans : a smelly dirty straydog, also known as Lord Voldemort, is making his first appearence in our Glorious Federation"
Jhonas :"And who is the lucky *BEEEEP* facing him tonight?"
Michael :"Duke Nukem won the Lottery!"
Jhonas :"Ah well!!"

Lord Voldemort appears on the titantron, and whole public in the Arena whistles agaist him....
While he coming for the Ring, the interviewer Jessy tries to approach him but.....

Jessy :"My God!!! Really he smells!!!! I Can't do it!!"
Michael screams :"You must!! You are paid for this!!"
Jessy :"No for this!!! This is too much, even for me"
Jhonas :"Come on JEssy....i know you can do it!!"

On the titantron, Jessy goes back to Voldemort, still whistled by whole Arena....Voldemort turns back, starts to open the mouth to talk but.....
Jessy runs away!!!!! Screaming "I cant!!! I cant!!!!!"

Michael :"Oh.....she just cant!!"
Jhonas :"Pity!! She was so near!!"
Michael :"And now is the time of Duke Nukem!!!"
Jhonas :"Lets hope he ll be merciful!!!"

Duke Nukem appears on the titantron....while going forward the ring....Match can start!!!